Hark! I prophesy a conqueror slaughtering his way across our lands to enslave the one who claims to see the future, and, wait, aha, just a story I heard once, never mind.
The crone who gazed into the future, returning with a vision that boiling water first would, like, totally save everyone so much hassle.
The augury predicting that the Shadow Lord’s magical amulet would have to be cast into his…
"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
Happy Birthday, Beatrix Potter!
Ice cream stand, Los Angeles, 1935. The head rotated and the eyes blinked!
The children were then sacrificed to Moloch in the Cremation of Care.
- Lesser-known Ancient Prophecies
Hark! I prophesy a conqueror slaughtering his way across our lands to enslave the one who claims to see the future,...
- Anonymous said:I don't know if you've been asked this before but are you planning on going to the fifty shades of grey movie? Because I can just imagine you sitting there yelling hilariously snarky things to the screen while all the other people there swoon because abusive relationships are oh so romantic
No. And I’ll tell you for why: going to the cinema costs money. Money that I do not have, and which even if I did have I would not want to give to...