July 28, 2014
Lesser-known Ancient Prophecies

jetpackexhaust:

Hark! I prophesy a conqueror slaughtering his way across our lands to enslave the one who claims to see the future, and, wait, aha, just a story I heard once, never mind.

The crone who gazed into the future, returning with a vision that boiling water first would, like, totally save everyone so much hassle.

The augury predicting that the Shadow Lord’s magical amulet would have to be cast into his…

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July 28, 2014
penamerican:

"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."
Happy Birthday, Beatrix Potter!

penamerican:

"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."

Happy Birthday, Beatrix Potter!

July 28, 2014
allcreatures:

Picture: Steve Ward/National Pictures (via Animal photos of the week - Telegraph)

allcreatures:

Picture: Steve Ward/National Pictures (via Animal photos of the week - Telegraph)

July 28, 2014
theonion:

Editorial Cartoon | ‘Casualties Of Bore’

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon | ‘Casualties Of Bore

July 28, 2014

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July 28, 2014

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July 28, 2014
wordbomb:

whitedogblog:

Ice cream stand, Los Angeles, 1935.  The head rotated and the eyes blinked!

The children were then sacrificed to Moloch in the Cremation of Care.

wordbomb:

whitedogblog:

Ice cream stand, Los Angeles, 1935.  The head rotated and the eyes blinked!

The children were then sacrificed to Moloch in the Cremation of Care.

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July 28, 2014
"Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments."

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July 28, 2014
steadyburn:

For my wife

steadyburn:

For my wife

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July 28, 2014

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